Q: Do you have the script for “_______________________” ?

A: No. Go away. Actually, if it’s not listed, you can contact us and if we have it, we’ll add it to the site just as soon as we can.

Q: What happened to the PDFscreenplays forum?

A: In the year 2009 there was an uprising of epic proportions: users were slaughtering users, thieving and looting for personal gain was at an all-time high, the PDF logo that we hold so dear had been colored red with blood. Yes, a near mutiny was upon the forum, so…J.C. pulled the plug, bought a house, got engaged, and went on hiatus to get hitched. He may come back. He may not. Who knows. And that is all that I know… so there you go.

Q: I’m an unestablished writer, will you list my script on your site or can I submit it to be reviewed?

A: At this time we do not list scripts by unestablished writers. It is something that we’re looking into due to the large number of requests, but for now we’ll defer you to Simply Script’s Unproduced Scripts Page where you can submit your script to be listed and discussed in the users forum. You should also check out Trigger Street, as well.

Q: You have my script, or a script that I’m associated with, listed on your site. How can I remove it?

A: Contact us and we’ll be more than happy to remove it from our database forever. And be nice about it, please. You don’t have to be, of course, but a kind request from another human being is always much more appreciated.

Q: I am an established writer and I have a script that I’d like you to list on the site. How can I add it?

A: Wait, what? Really? That’s a rare request ’round these parts, but contact us or use our Submit a Script page and we’ll add that hot puppy to our database in a jiffy.

Q: Did you get my last e-mail?!?

A: You mean the one you just sent 32.2 milliseconds ago?!? Yeah, I got it. And the one before that, and the one before that, and the… I’m a busy guy, so I may not respond immediately, but I will respond. Promise.

Q: Are these scripts properly formatted?

A: See our Mission Statement.

Q: Wouldn’t it be cool if…

A: No. No, it wouldn’t.